No, really.
Yeah right. So what are you selling? Viagra? Trips to Turkey? Cocaine?
Body parts. New liver? Kidneys? Brain?
I think we all could use some of those items...
hey not a bot!~
i am dad, nice to meet you.
Hi marten, I'm not a bot!
*and on it goes*
DAD?! Is that really you?!
Must've been one hell of a line at the supermarket that you needed 20 years to get a pack of cigarettes.