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General Discussion / Re: server connection
April 30, 2017, 07:30:26 pm
[Offers server a lollipop hoping to help it feel better...]
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Community / Re: Pictures on the Imgurcraft homepage
April 24, 2017, 01:46:03 pmQuote from: MiningMarten on April 23, 2017, 08:24:59 am
ps: always looking for more cool pictures.
We'll have to see whether we've got anything picture-worthy...
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Announcements / Re: TITS TS Fiona Belle Docking in Central Spawn Port Soon!
April 14, 2017, 12:18:15 pm19
Announcements / TITS TS Fiona Belle Docking at Old Spawn Port Soon!
April 14, 2017, 01:28:08 am
The Testificate Industrial Trading Syndicate (TITS) is pleased to announce that we are in the process of opening a new trade route into Old Spawn!
We have sent our premiere trading ship, the graceful Fiona Belle, to initiate commerce.
With a crew of farmers, the Fiona Belle's complement of master traders includes tool-, weapon-, and armorsmiths, as well as priests and scholars. We have been sailing for many moons and are exited to present this economic opportunity that will bring both you and us much profit!
The Fiona Belle has been configured and appointed for the most distinguished of customers, so look to the skies and await our arrival!
We have sent our premiere trading ship, the graceful Fiona Belle, to initiate commerce.
With a crew of farmers, the Fiona Belle's complement of master traders includes tool-, weapon-, and armorsmiths, as well as priests and scholars. We have been sailing for many moons and are exited to present this economic opportunity that will bring both you and us much profit!
The Fiona Belle has been configured and appointed for the most distinguished of customers, so look to the skies and await our arrival!
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Introduce Yourself / Re: Greetings from planet Earth
April 09, 2017, 01:40:22 am
Welcome, NateFox!
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Community / Request for stickies: Dynmap & Discord
April 04, 2017, 03:09:18 am
Under the heading of lazy doofuses' problems...
It would be helpful for doofuses like me - and more especially for folks new to the server - if our links to both the Dynmap and Discord were stickied at the top of this section. Perhaps with a subject like, "Useful Links".
I know (I): we can have browser bookmarks for the Dynmap and Discord. And I do. But sometimes - such as just now - my brain blocks against using my browser's bookmarks. I blame the tin foil hat. It's been fitting a bit tight, lately. It's quite stylish though, so I am loathe to remove it.
I know (II): there is a splash screen now, giving nice big obvious clickies to both of them. But most often my browser skips that page and puts me right in the forum page here - and from here, there is no link back to the splash screen.
This is not a big problem, by any stretch - but I think it would be a super easy fix.
Could we please have the Dynmap and Discord info stickied at the top of this forum area?
It would be helpful for doofuses like me - and more especially for folks new to the server - if our links to both the Dynmap and Discord were stickied at the top of this section. Perhaps with a subject like, "Useful Links".
I know (I): we can have browser bookmarks for the Dynmap and Discord. And I do. But sometimes - such as just now - my brain blocks against using my browser's bookmarks. I blame the tin foil hat. It's been fitting a bit tight, lately. It's quite stylish though, so I am loathe to remove it.
I know (II): there is a splash screen now, giving nice big obvious clickies to both of them. But most often my browser skips that page and puts me right in the forum page here - and from here, there is no link back to the splash screen.
This is not a big problem, by any stretch - but I think it would be a super easy fix.
Could we please have the Dynmap and Discord info stickied at the top of this forum area?
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Announcements / Re: Recent lag and cause, help needed.
April 04, 2017, 02:44:02 amQuote from: rev_xpurple on April 03, 2017, 05:55:15 pm
New drive ordered! Thank you for those who donated!
As for how things are going to go down....
Thank you for the detective work, the quick action, and the preemptive explanation!
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General Discussion / Apologies, everyone!
March 28, 2017, 05:35:14 pm
Hey all,
Fish got me a message, letting me know my iron farm was causing a problem by lagging the server. Attracting too many zombies that would not despawn while someone afk's at it. I am still relatively new to playing in a MP Minecraft environment, and not fully versed in all the things that cause significant server lag. If I had realized my iron farm was causing a problem, I would have corrected it long before this!
I came home between appointments to log Fronk out, and I have let him know what's going on. Neither he nor I will be afk'ing there until I can more properly mob-proof the area. I will check in with folks more MP-experienced than myself before opening my iron farm back up for afk'ing.
Very sorry for the trouble, everyone!
-Lad
Fish got me a message, letting me know my iron farm was causing a problem by lagging the server. Attracting too many zombies that would not despawn while someone afk's at it. I am still relatively new to playing in a MP Minecraft environment, and not fully versed in all the things that cause significant server lag. If I had realized my iron farm was causing a problem, I would have corrected it long before this!
I came home between appointments to log Fronk out, and I have let him know what's going on. Neither he nor I will be afk'ing there until I can more properly mob-proof the area. I will check in with folks more MP-experienced than myself before opening my iron farm back up for afk'ing.
Very sorry for the trouble, everyone!
-Lad
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Introduce Yourself / Re: Introducing me
March 21, 2017, 02:54:22 amQuote from: rev_xpurple on March 20, 2017, 07:36:42 pm
With a bed!?
Fronk is, IRL, one of the three Inscrutable Masters of the brutal art of Bed Fu.
I did not know this when I applied for the room. I learned it when I came home from work one night and found Fronk beating a burglar near to death with his bed.
Truly a terrifying sight to behold.
With him for a housemate, though, I'm fairly confident we're not going to get robbed. So that's a plus!
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Announcements / Lumber Depot: Better production --> Better prices
March 20, 2017, 04:01:53 pm
Hey all!
I have found a more efficient way to produce wood.
Less time, less effort.
This means better pricing for you!
New prices on wood:
Oak = 1d/stack
Spruce = 2d/stack
Dark Oak = 4d/stack
Birch = 2d/stack
Jungle = 3d/stack
Acacia = 5d/stack
As ever, I believe in offering help for someone in need. (For example, someone new to the server.) If you can afford to purchase from the stalls, please do. But if you can't: any wood in the Information chest is offered for free.
Cheers!
I have found a more efficient way to produce wood.
Less time, less effort.
This means better pricing for you!
New prices on wood:
Oak = 1d/stack
Spruce = 2d/stack
Dark Oak = 4d/stack
Birch = 2d/stack
Jungle = 3d/stack
Acacia = 5d/stack
As ever, I believe in offering help for someone in need. (For example, someone new to the server.) If you can afford to purchase from the stalls, please do. But if you can't: any wood in the Information chest is offered for free.
Cheers!
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Introduce Yourself / Re: Introducing me
March 19, 2017, 04:44:06 pm
Hey man, glad to see you here.
LOVE the name!
(You're going to make me have to up my game, aren't you?)
LOVE the name!
(You're going to make me have to up my game, aren't you?)
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General Discussion / Re: Testificate Trading, Inc.
March 18, 2017, 09:03:58 pm
If I could set up polar bears as interactive traders, I'd do it in a heartbeat! 
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General Discussion / Testificate Trading, Inc.
March 17, 2017, 11:22:35 pmHowdy all!
So, King_Ozy and I have been nurturing our growing tradition of putting our noggins together and germinating grandiose, life threatening ideas. (Plus, I appear to be trying to win an imaginary bet concerning how awkward and pretentious I can make my communique's. Lucky you.)
One notion we are toying dangerously with is that of building a hall at Spawn, filled with villagers for trading. What makes the idea dangerous, you didn't ask? -Apologies, but some mysteries are better left unrevealed for funtime discovery. However, the testificates will testify (because I'm threatening them with digital agony-) that the idea is, indeed, laden with the kind of danger ordinarily mentioned only in certain sections of the Christian bible. Well... and Hollywood films. Aaaand, maybe huge sections of the library. And maybe my diary. But I'm totally too macho to be keeping a diary, so ignore that last part. (Please?)
So, the notion of a villager trading hall at Spawn...
--> Bunches of villagers for to be trading with.
--> No auto farms.
--> Perhaps a crop blaster or two for food-like plant thingies with which to wheedle emeralds out of the grasping fingers of the greedy greedy, one-percenter, rich-as-duck farmers. (I have a daughter and I want to avoid cursing, okay? Don't fuckin' judge me.) Y'all would need to bring y'all's own bone meal for the crop blasters, but there are a number of public-use bone farms around. ...y'all.
--> No auto farms.
--> Just villagers, and one or two at-keyboard machines.
--> Maybe a polar bear. ('cause what's better'n a fricken' POLAR BEAR??!?)
See, our idea is to put a good & useful pastle of profitable people at Spawn, but without instigating Lagageddon every time somebody visits and loads in the chunk.
And... y'know... maybe some entertaining nihilistic danger, too. (Have you ever seen a villager sweat bullets? It's glorious.)
So, we wish to put the idea out there for review...
Would you welcome such a thing?
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Community / Re: today we lost Bravery
March 11, 2017, 10:45:50 pm
Creepers are the butthole of evil. 