No, really.
			
			
			
				Yeah right. So what are you selling? Viagra? Trips to Turkey? Cocaine?
			
			
			
				Body parts.  New liver?  Kidneys?  Brain?
			
			
			
				I think we all could use some of those items...
			
			
			
				hey not a bot!~
i am dad, nice to meet you.
			
			
			
				Hi marten, I'm not a bot!
*and on it goes*
			
			
			
				DAD?! Is that really you?! 
			
			
			
				Must've been one hell of a line at the supermarket that you needed 20 years to get a pack of cigarettes.