Birb Thread

[Funky_Swunk]

This thread is related to birbs / birds / fluff with wings / beaky cuties, with many haphaps and positivity! Bird Facts are also welcome, here is Bird Fact #10:

Sometimes medium birbs get angry and throw spoons around!

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Sukkarakan, Jul 2, 2015



Bird Fact #9: Birds are fukken awesome.


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http://40.media.tumblr.com/2f17ac2104eff6960abf62af979abe60/tumblr_nik376PwcD1skraodo1_1280.jpg

https://vine.co/v/ebzuTgL1VEt[/QUOTE]

Funky_Swunk, Jul 2, 2015



Is Drawn Bird OK?

[spoiler][URL=http://i.imgur.com/qvyEic5.jpg]http://i.imgur.com/qvyEic5.jpg[/URL][/spoiler]

Derik_Absolon, Jul 2, 2015



Bird Fact #8: Sometimes Conures generate the most haphaps because they bunch together to create warms while giving off inquisitive looks at everything that's bigger than them!

Sukkarakan, Jul 2, 2015



i approve of this thread because it has pictures and videos.

Chesterqw, Jul 3, 2015



I once found a birb (pictured) on the side of the road. Now my future mother in law  has the birb.

bb_rocker, Jul 3, 2015



That's a budgie! I would know because it is blue and is also a birb!

Sukkarakan, Jul 3, 2015



my fiancee actually named him Mr. Budgie.

bb_rocker, Jul 3, 2015



Important cutie FP album

http://imgur.com/gallery/CBxba]http://imgur.com/gallery/CBxba[/URL]

Sukkarakan, Jul 7, 2015



¶   OMG #7

Funky_Swunk, Jul 7, 2015



I FOUND MORE

http://imgur.com/gallery/ebVxI]http://imgur.com/gallery/ebVxI[/URL]

Sukkarakan, Jul 7, 2015



good, let the birbs flow through you

Chesterqw, Jul 7, 2017



#215 today I learded that birbs like hairy beds to take napnaps

MiningMarten, Jul 11, 2015



¶   I want to like this picture more than once.

Funky_Swunk, Jul 12, 2015



My cats also really like birbs
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Taramox, Jul 14, 2015



Bird Fact #28

Medium birbs get very excited when playing futbol because they get to bounce around after scoring a goal!

[MEDIA=youtube]ONiCTObpux4[/MEDIA]

Sukkarakan, Jul 18, 2015



And here we have the Potoo bird!  A living muppet! (Google for more! )

[MEDIA=youtube]7C3sCm1fzSI[/MEDIA]

Swimshroom, Jul 18, 2015



Sometimes birbs like to go efootyfootfoot

[MEDIA=youtube]D25iWCmoct0[/MEDIA]

Sukkarakan, Jul 26, 2015



Have you not heard? It was to my understanding that everyone had heard.
[MEDIA=youtube]2WNrx2jq184[/MEDIA]

Cyberreapern, Jul 27, 2015



Just saw birbs are the subreddit of the month.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Birbs/]https://www.reddit.com/r/Birbs/[/URL]

bb_rocker, Jul 27, 2015


¶   eeeeeeeeeee

Sukkarakan, Jul 27, 2015



I am learning so much from this page.
http://itsanimalabuse.tumblr.com/post/114206590936/signs-of-aggression-in-parrots

As in: I had assumptions, but these ‘rules’ are fairly clear.

Also: a little game with Beanie.
[MEDIA=youtube]pfW68AxsuOw[/MEDIA]

Funky_Swunk, Jul 27, 2015



It's important to know stuff about birbs because they're very important and also often cute

Sukkarakan, Jul 27, 2015



river dancing birb.
https://vine.co/v/ebtunOP3dzi/embed/simple

bb_rocker, Aug 8, 2015



http://ninasplaylist.tumblr.com/post/126195473759/8ur-this-is-so-good-and-pure

PEEEEKUUU

Sukkarakan, Aug 9, 2015



I do not have a birb picture but I saved a birb from my cat the other day so I've got that going for me

sw22tkill3r24, Aug 11, 2015



¶   That is nice.

Funky_Swunk, Aug 11, 2015



[MEDIA=youtube]pCLIg6WT7zM[/MEDIA]

Swimshroom, Aug 17, 2015



Sometimes small birbs need to let tiny birbs know that they're not the boss all the time!

[MEDIA=youtube]V26JmlffpsU[/MEDIA]

Sukkarakan, Aug 18, 2015



[MEDIA=youtube]A2VbWtjdNQE[/MEDIA]

Sukkarakan, Aug 20, 2015



Am sorry but found this on my fb feed.
[MEDIA=youtube]R0w4hm-cb9w[/MEDIA]

Funky_Swunk, Aug 22, 2015



¶   awkward feet scratchies

Sukkarakan, Aug 22, 2015





Funky_Swunk, Aug 24, 2015



I get up at 4am every morning to look/listen for birbs and document species for work.  I LOVE birbs, and they are my life right now.  Here are some birbs of paradise shaking their tail feathers!

[MEDIA=youtube]5AIMsq7rv0M[/MEDIA]

WrenAndWhere, Sep 1, 2015



Dis guy has been hanging around my apartment for a few days now. Super friendly, he let me walk right up so I pet him then took a picture.  Does anyone know what type of birb this is?

[SPOILER="Da birb"]«[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/8FuLm53.png[/img]» [/SPOILER]

TheKaelas, Sep 2, 2015



¶   das a wild kaelasbirb, which likes to hang near other kaelas's and also poop frequently

Sukkarakan, Sep 2, 2015



¶   Dis birb (if you're in North America, dunno if other birbs of the world look similar) is a juvenile Yellow-Crowned Night Heron.  Here's what he'll look like when he's all growed up:



Very handsome birb, and very awesome.  They're excellent hunters.  But your guy sorta looks like his left flapper is drooping, which might mean it's broken.  If that's true, you should get in touch with a wildlife rehabilitation center in your area. They can tell you if you should bring it in to be treated.  Depending on where you are in the world, most of these birds are migrating right now, and he might have been left behind when he was injured.  

Good luck with da birby and give updates!

WrenAndWhere, Sep 2, 2015



Today Cheepcheep and I played Starbound together! Here we find Cheepcheep in a trans-species state, from what he is usually a littlecheepybirb / small polar bear, to a MURICA birb!
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Sukkarakan, Sep 4, 2015



When I was a very little Funky, I was so astonished that the film makers were able to train the bird so that it would sing along with Mary Poppins all synchronized.

[MEDIA=youtube]VxF_rnq7boI[/MEDIA]
From ~32 sec.

Footnote: I was raised to have watched it in English with Dutch subtitles, but I thought I'd share the silly sounding language with you.[/QUOTE]

Funky_Swunk, Sep 7, 2015



Little Funky liked birbs! :>

Sukkarakan, Sep 8, 2015



¶   I still do. Yet even more.

Some years ago, rose-ringed parakeets have found their new homes in Amsterdam (NL) and it was well-known that they lived in the Vondelpark. Since a few years, some of these cute parakeets have found a nice tree in Haarlem, the city I live in. So even so often a few of those green little kites fly across my roof and it makes me smile.
Last week I found their home tree and it's just 15 minutes by bike. So I plan on visiting once in a while.

[SIZE=1][COLOR=#808080]*These are not my own pictures and they do not resemble any Haarlem part at all.[/COLOR][/SIZE]

Funky_Swunk, Sep 8, 2015



We got three too!!!! I saw them flying by yesterday!

MiningMarten, Sep 8, 2015



I saw some fly around when I biked in Vondelpark some years ago! They're cuties!

Sukkarakan, Sep 9, 2015



¶   You biked... In the Vondelpark? o_O

Funky_Swunk, Sep 9, 2015



¶   :eek:

MiningMarten, Sep 9, 2015




Found @uh_oh_spaghettio

Funky_Swunk, Sep 9, 2015



¶   Nah son, you found the clone tool in Photoshop. that is some bad background 'shopping. But a beaaaautiful owl

uh_oh_spaghettio, Sep 9, 2015



¶   I'm sorry I've offended my dearest designer. I just imgur'd too hard here. Would you forgive my blasphemy?

Funky_Swunk, Sep 9, 2015



¶   Yeah last time I did that was in 2010 I think!

Sukkarakan, Sep 9, 2015



Sometimes big red birbs are bouncy and more quiet than big yellow birbs!

[MEDIA=youtube]Mui_oKtl2Uk[/MEDIA]

Sukkarakan, Sep 9, 2015



Sometimes hummingbirbs have itching butts which they have to scratch in order to relieve the itching.

http://i.imgur.com/5fm7Cuc.webm]http://i.imgur.com/5fm7Cuc.webm[/URL]

Funky_Swunk, Sep 12, 2015



¶   just this once

Birb tax
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uh_oh_spaghettio, Sep 12, 2015



¶   paffta is so good at computer drawing things

Sukkarakan, Sep 12, 2015



[SPOILER="Regarding previous post"]Quick follow-up on this one:

¶   Reading many reactions under the Imgur post, it seems like this birb drank nectar which has been yeasting because the necter didn't replace the nectar for too long. It results in alcoholic nectar. Hence this birb is propably drunk.[/SPOILER]

During ancient times of the Commodore 64 (and also DOS PCs which I grew up with), computers didn't have in-built memory graphic cards yet, so they had to borrow RAM from the cpu, which was typically 16 or 32 kb. When you wanted to show a full-screen (320Ã--200px) 16-colour picture, you needed like 32 kb, which is impossible, because then you have no memory left for the rest of the code like running the actual command to show the picture. To avoid this problem, the screen was divided into colour cells of 8Ã--8 pixels. Each cell was able to show two different colours (because binary data + information about which colours to use).
This method was used to make both pixel artwork and game scenery and it often comes out great, thanks to the latent effort of the artist.

Look at this gem:
[IMG]http://www.syntiac.com/img/tech_c64_ga_sprites_balanced.png[/img]
Because artwork with lots of effort in it + birds = instant win.

[SPOILER="Other birdless examples"][IMG]http://c64pixels.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=12383&g2_serialNumber=8[/img]
[IMG]http://c64pixels.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=11218&g2_serialNumber=8[/img]
[IMG]http://c64pixels.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=11851&g2_serialNumber=8[/img]
[IMG]http://c64pixels.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=12381&g2_serialNumber=8[/img]
[IMG]http://c64pixels.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=12643&g2_serialNumber=4[/img] [/SPOILER]

Funky_Swunk, Sep 17, 2015



amazing look at allllll of those pixel birbs

Sukkarakan, Sep 18, 2015



http://imgur.com/gallery/Q2cey7M]http://imgur.com/gallery/Q2cey7M[/URL]

Can you explain? @uh_oh_spaghettio , @AtmosphericOwl  ?!

MiningMarten, Sep 21, 2015



¶   

Funky_Swunk, Sep 21, 2015



¶   Yiiiip yipyipyipyipyipyipyip. I love those guys!

Swimshroom, Sep 21, 2015



¶   They look like the weird Coca Cola creature at the beginning of Allegro Non Troppo!

Sukkarakan, Sep 21, 2015



¶¶   I can totally do that.... totally
yip yip yip yip yip

uh_oh_spaghettio, Sep 21, 2015



Sometimes birbs get so many haphaps that they jump a lot

http://imgur.com/gallery/V8LEZbk]http://imgur.com/gallery/V8LEZbk[/URL]

Sukkarakan, Sep 23, 2015



¶   Oh my giddy giddy aunt

uh_oh_spaghettio, Sep 23, 2015



¶   I feel like this would be so much better with tap-dancing sounds

TheKaelas, Sep 26, 2015



Sometimes medium owlbirbs (which are like birbs but not exactly because they are owlbirbs hence owlbirbery) can enjoy a time of scritchy scratchies before they have important meetings!

http://imgur.com/gallery/phIlcYH]http://imgur.com/gallery/phIlcYH[/URL]

Sukkarakan, Sep 28, 2015



¶   owlbirbs are my favourite birbs!

uh_oh_spaghettio, Sep 28, 2015



¶   We know.

Funky_Swunk, Sep 28, 2015



It's very important for younger luffbirbs to stay close together to maximize sleeptime warms and overall haphap levels

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Sukkarakan, Oct 5, 2015



Angry birb o.o
[MEDIA=youtube]Ag5JIlOE6as[/MEDIA]

AtmosphericOwl, Oct 8, 2015



Angry bird is at it again
[MEDIA=youtube]m0z-0ZyQ-48[/MEDIA]

The_Bassenator, Oct 17, 2015



"Heard you been talkin shit"

[MEDIA=youtube]3rYFGjqR_ek[/MEDIA]

Swimshroom, Oct 30, 2015



¶   I thought it was advised to only keep one lovebird, because otherwise they will only bond with each other and not with the owner, which causes them to be aggresive?

Also, here is an educational video about owlbirbs for a change:
[MEDIA=youtube]XeFxdkaFzRA[/MEDIA]

FishSandwich, Oct 30, 2015



dat fairytale though

MiningMarten, Oct 30, 2015



¶   I was taught that too. However, when the babybirb has acclimatized to the owner, you can increase their haphap level by introducing them to another cutely babbely birb.

Funky_Swunk, Oct 31



Hoot Hoot mother trucker
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uh_oh_spaghettio, Nov 1, 2015



Sometimes, if your farm birb really wants some food, it'll make a great hop to get the food, even through a hoop!

http://imgur.com/gallery/QvBDVt5]http://imgur.com/gallery/QvBDVt5[/URL]

Sukkarakan, Nov 3, 2015





uh_oh_spaghettio, Nov 5, 2015





bobbobogaming, Nov 11, 2015



Sometimes small birbs do... can... when you scratch... if they sing...

*sigh*

Never mind. Just have a birb.

[MEDIA=youtube]Wvbp6i0gG-Q[/MEDIA]

Funky_Swunk, Nov 12, 2015



¶   tenk you for fruit punch R2D2 soundboard birb

Sukkarakan, Nov 12, 2015



@Funky_Swunk birby is done!

https://imgur.com/gallery/PQUJGkr]https://imgur.com/gallery/PQUJGkr[/URL]

Sukkarakan, Dec 1, 2015



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Funky_Swunk, Dec 1, 2015





Funky_Swunk, Dec 2, 2015



¶   https://gifsound.com/?gifv=V8LEZbk&v=T45iRSvxaVM&s=8]https://gifsound.com/?gifv=V8LEZbk&v=T45iRSvxaVM&s=8[/URL]

Funky_Swunk, Dec 3, 2015



When @SirFapsALot was a bibi

http://imgur.com/gallery/yupSi]http://imgur.com/gallery/yupSi[/URL]

Sukkarakan, Dec 7, 2015



http://i.imgur.com/B4LdrgB.gifv]http://i.imgur.com/B4LdrgB.gifv[/URL]

bb_rocker, Dec 7, 2015



¶   OMG, this is amazing!

uh_oh_spaghettio, Dec 7, 2015



¶   smart birby

Sukkarakan, Dec 8, 2015




I am loving this pretty reindeer. :rolleyes:

Funky_Swunk, Dec 15, 2015



unlike non-birbs, birbs are often cuter as adults than as younglings

this is aparently one of these


Whiskey_Mac, Dec 15, 2015



http://imgur.com/gallery/Jymp5rC]http://imgur.com/gallery/Jymp5rC[/URL]

warm people rock birb

Sukkarakan, Dec 31, 2015




Found one of these guys yesterday, near a friend's house in Wasilla. It's called a Murre. And it was way too far inland for him to be around. At first I thought his wings were broken or something was wrong with him because he tried to flay away but couldn't. My friend helped me catch him with a sweatshirt and a cardboard box and I took him to the nearest animal hospital. They said they don't take in wild animals but put me on the phone with fish and game. They said that right now there are a lot of these little guys spotted in the Mat Su borough. They've come down from the North because of high winds and  lack of food do to climate change or something. They also told me that there is a place in Anchorage (about an hour away) that is taking them in to be rehabilitated and reintroduced into the wild. So I headed toward anchorage (I was going that way anyway to pick up my wife so it all worked out perfectly) On the way there, I could tell he was not happy, so remembering that music soothes the savage beast, I decided to sing to him the whole way into town, singing bird and flying-themed songs like Freebird-Lynyrd Skynyrd, Fly Away-Lenny Kravits, That's Life-Frank Sinatra, I Believe I Can Fly-R. Kelly, etc, until we reached the animal shelter. Apparently, many of these little guys are starving to death up here because they are water birds and cannot fly without open water (which would explain why he was unable to fly away from us, and why he would throw his legs back and slide on his belly).  I hope whatever is causing this, they will eventually find a solution.

TL,DR: I found dis birb. He looked so haggard, so I sang birb songs an' saved his fluffy ass. Turns out, they all over tha place an' shouldn't be.

ak_Gekkota, Jan 1, 2016




@Booplyboop

Swimshroom, Jan 15, 2016



[MEDIA=youtube]g247CEZ9p70[/MEDIA]

Sukkarakan, Jan 15, 2016



¶   Aww, thanks. Dis my cake day!

Funky_Swunk, Jan 15, 2016



¶   Oh snap! Happy Bday, Funky!

ak_Gekkota, Jan 16, 2016





Chesterqw, Jan 16, 2016



it's important to allocate your tiny birbs on your keyboard so you know what goes where

Sukkarakan, Jan 16, 2016





Swimshroom, Jan 16, 2016



Medium pink birbs dance on TV, it's important for cardio

[MEDIA=youtube]lbkXCazy3G0[/MEDIA]

Sukkarakan, Jan 17, 2016




@Booplyboop   So damn adorable!

Swimshroom, Jan 29, 2016



Sometimes birbs need clean ears and meditations.


MiningMarten, Feb 2, 2016



After birbs are clean and meditated, they're ready for adventure!
http://imgur.com/gallery/wcWkLYx]http://imgur.com/gallery/wcWkLYx[/URL]

Sukkarakan, Feb 3, 2016



sometimes long-beaked birb needs a scratch on its head while sitting in your lap
http://i.imgur.com/qu3j71Y.webm]http://i.imgur.com/qu3j71Y.webm[/URL]

bobbobogaming, Feb 3, 2016



¶   that's a very cuddly banana birb

Sukkarakan, Feb 4, 2016



Before small birbs become medium birbs, they first need to be small puffbirbs and look around, as most things are bigger than they are!

[MEDIA=youtube]MZhl6iblZOM[/MEDIA]

Sukkarakan, Feb 11, 2016



I want to own a hawk or falcon...


bb_rocker, Feb 12, 2016





Chesterqw, Feb 16, 2016




Birb headscratchies

Swimshroom, Feb 17, 2016



¶   REPOST!
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Just like everything else! So ha!

Swimshroom, Feb 17, 2016



But you had the honour to have the foist repost on these forums.

Funky_Swunk, Feb 17, 2016




Big birb!

Swimshroom, Feb 24, 2016



big birb and wheel mouse go on an adventure through newspaper zone!

Sukkarakan, Feb 24, 2016



tiny birb
[MEDIA=youtube]5SfvLbSAr4k[/MEDIA]

Sukkarakan, Feb 25, 2016



So I know this birb and his name is Loki.
[MEDIA=youtube]OhRwYAa03uE[/MEDIA]
I love him since the day I met him. (Also bf gets jealous when I mention Loki.)

Funky_Swunk, Feb 26, 2016

[Funky_Swunk]

sometimes you have to keep tiny dongle birbs in your hand before they go out into the world!
[MEDIA=youtube]xl7YelLrF64[/MEDIA]

Sukkarakan, Feb 26, 2016



¶   D'awww!

MiningMarten, Feb 26, 2016




HQ: http://i.imgur.com/yicgoHn.gifv]http://i.imgur.com/yicgoHn.gifv[/URL]

Funky_Swunk, Mar 1, 2016



[MEDIA=youtube]XtIBHfOdyX0[/MEDIA]

Birb?!  Birb.

Swimshroom, Mar 1, 2016



¶   what in the actual fuck

Sukkarakan, Mar 1, 2016



Yes.

Funky_Swunk, Mar 1, 2016



¶   I came for the face, and stayed for the Dinosaur

Prefinem, Mar 2, 2016



¶   I noticed something...
= [IMG]http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/kingofthehill/images/a/a1/Koth_cotton_280.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130811054838[/img] [/SIZE]

Funky_Swunk, Mar 2, 2016



hahahaha

Prefinem, Mar 2, 2016



Sometimes small birbs are really happy that it looks like they're wearing orange pants so they hop a lot

[MEDIA=youtube]7tzLjIrfk7M[/MEDIA]

Sukkarakan, Mar 5, 2016



http://www.imgur.com/gallery/04mzf]http://www.imgur.com/gallery/04mzf[/URL]

TheKaelas, Mar 12, 2016



Furiously placing minecraft blocks birb
http://imgur.com/gallery/3mJKfVm]http://imgur.com/gallery/3mJKfVm[/URL]

Sukkarakan, Mar 14, 2016



[MEDIA=youtube]uh6Qla-OQ-M[/MEDIA]
i like birbs.

Whiskey_Mac, Mar 16, 2016



Sometimes snow birbs are assholes and poop on each other!

[MEDIA=youtube]nm69G0IYHsM[/MEDIA]

Sukkarakan, Mar 21, 2016



"Super Mega Penguin Poo". Best. Caption. Ever.

The_Bassenator, Mar 21, 2016



That last one.. omg:eek:

MiningMarten, Mar 21, 2016



Make sure to unplug your small birb because they become little phones sometimes!

[MEDIA=youtube]G0tDJA9ky0A[/MEDIA]

Sukkarakan, Mar 23, 2016



http://imgur.com/gallery/gD8qdXy/new]http://imgur.com/gallery/gD8qdXy/new[/URL]

Sukkarakan, Mar 24, 2016



Sometimes fantasy birbs like hootybears and freedombirb lions are ticklish and play with each other!

http://imgur.com/gallery/8KgDG1w]http://imgur.com/gallery/8KgDG1w[/URL]

Sukkarakan, Apr 6, 2016



This makes me laugh out loud in the coffee shop. Not just sniff heavily, a legit embarrassing giggle.

https://m.reddit.com/r/birb/comments/4dk6hv/birblebirb/]https://m.reddit.com/r/birb/comments/4dk6hv/birblebirb/[/URL]

Funky_Swunk, Apr 6, 2016



Sometimes birby human birbs make farmbirb noises

[MEDIA=youtube]mxzgwJ8tSE0[/MEDIA]

Sukkarakan, Apr 14, 2016



That moment when you think you've seen it all..
And than this comes along.. i just cant...

MiningMarten, Apr 14, 2016



Sometimes when small birbs are growing up, they like to sit in wada and pretend they're a turtle

http://heart-2-heart-online.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/1.JPG]http://heart-2-heart-online.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/1.JPG[/URL]

Sukkarakan, Apr 18, 2016



¶   Sometimes a turtle is on the favourite spot of a birb and they don't want that so they claim their spot back.

[MEDIA=youtube]Az6uaYtdEVM[/MEDIA]

Funky_Swunk, Apr 18, 2016



¶   what a meaniebirb they could've just asked

Sukkarakan, Apr 18, 2016



This whole birb thing got to me so badly that I screamed "Birby nooo!", when I almost drove over a duck this morning.

RoseLock, Apr 18, 2016



¶   momo noooo those are wada birbies they like to swim and stuff but they can't do that when they've been driven over

Sukkarakan, Apr 18, 2016



Sometimes there are wadabirbs that aren't actually wadabirbs, but are colorful jungle birbs and when they hop around a glass they make wada appear! They are like the coffee birbs that make coffee by running around a mug that's getting filled with coffee.

[MEDIA=youtube]vvzFsBCLTrQ[/MEDIA]

Sukkarakan, Apr 24, 2016



¶   Do you know that that is Loki from Haarlem? I know that birb personally.

Funky_Swunk, Apr 24, 2016



Sometimes small white birbs can has eyes of killer


bobbobogaming, May 11, 2016



Wire:


Birbed wire:


Yoeppy, May 11, 2016



Sometimes birbies call themselves birby eventhough they aren't an actual one, silly featherless birby

[SPOILER][MEDIA=youtube]aNzCDt2eidg[/MEDIA][/SPOILER]

RoseLock, May 12, 2016



Sometimes small birbs talk a lot when they dress to impress

[MEDIA=youtube]BYJR8_HN284[/MEDIA]

Sukkarakan, May 12, 2016



¶   That may be a musical Birdy, but it's no Birbershop



Yoeppy, May 12, 2016



https://vine.co/v/i29i0dHX5gd]https://vine.co/v/i29i0dHX5gd[/URL]

MC Birb

Funky_Swunk, May 16, 2016



Sometimes medium birbs like to say "dance" when they dance! This is because they like to make sure they know what they're doing when they're doing it!

[MEDIA=youtube]5sSb1qF7m3w[/MEDIA]

Sukkarakan, May 16, 2016



Sometimes medium green birbs like to tickle the camera and go beep! This is because green jeeps go beep, and that means that medium green birbs are part beepbeep

[MEDIA=youtube]4YnMOFstVnk[/MEDIA]

Sukkarakan, May 25, 2016




HQ: http://i.imgur.com/XKllzdA.gifv]http://i.imgur.com/XKllzdA.gifv[/URL]

Funky_Swunk, May 25, 2016



Herp Birb

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Yoeppy, Jun 3, 2016



Today I went to the zoo and I met some really neat birbs, such as...

[SPOILER="A birb with a very special beak!"][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/buxOxoF.jpg[/img] [/SPOILER]

[SPOILER="Birbs just enjoying a snack."][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/scfSykj.jpg[/img] [/SPOILER]

[SPOILER="A pink birbie with attitude!"][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/hBEx9U1.jpg[/img] [/SPOILER]

[SPOILER="And the one and only..."]
@uh_oh_spaghettio ^v^[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/SXyqonH.jpg[/img] [/SPOILER]

SparklMotion, Jun 3, 2016



¶   On a stiiiick.

Funky_Swunk, Jun 3, 2016



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Sometimes you can find small birbs living in your laptop, in a bowl, and even on a branch! They are very versatile in their living spaces and also cute and soft.

http://pad2.whstatic.com/images/thumb/c/c9/Buy-a-Pet-Cockatiel-Step-1.jpg/670px-Buy-a-Pet-Cockatiel-Step-1.jpg]http://pad2.whstatic.com/images/thumb/c/c9/Buy-a-Pet-Cockatiel-Step-1.jpg/670px-Buy-a-Pet-Cockatiel-Step-1.jpg[/URL]

Sukkarakan, Jun 4, 2016



¶   How to get chicks, a guide:
Step one: spot the chick.
Step two: Stalk chick on facebook.
Step three: Drug the chick by putting it through food (with chocolate).

Funky_Swunk, Jun 4, 2016



¶   Step four: Succes!

MiningMarten, Jun 4, 2016



Sometimes medium green birbs like to stand around together eating food outside! It helps build relationships and also they're green

[MEDIA=youtube]45z5VhsXvJw[/MEDIA]

Sukkarakan, Jun 7, 2016



Holy shit, thats a lot of parots!

MiningMarten, Jun 7, 2016





Reavus_Dar, Jun 7, 2016



Sometimes little fluffs do eggpoops in people's yards.
*angry poopface*



RoseLock, Jun 8, 2016



Sometimes small birbs get so many warms in a blanket they fall asleep!

[MEDIA=youtube]CYOiRoqBTdk[/MEDIA]

Sukkarakan, Jun 16, 2016



¶   I only just saw this! #SoProud dude

uh_oh_spaghettio, Jun 17, 2016



The eggpoops have hatched!



RoseLock, Jun 17, 2016



This week at the zoo I learned that @uh_oh_spaghettio birbs

[SPOILER="like to contemplate their existence"]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VKf2SsR.png[/img] [/SPOILER]

[SPOILER="...and are probably putting together a plan for total world domination."]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/6dAi0KP.png[/img]  [/SPOILER]

SparklMotion, Jun 24, 2016



¶   DAMMIT, NOW YOU KNOW!

uh_oh_spaghettio, Jun 25, 2016



Okey, so i'm guessing most of you guys know what a mockingbirb is? Well, this is a story about a Mocking Birb...

It was a warm summer day in holland; ants frolicking in their hordes, weeds withering under the burning sun, a lone chicken standing in the middle of the freshly planted flowers. A single guy, only 24 years old, rests his buttocks in a lounge-chair, enjoying the sun, minding his own business.
He leans forward to grab his glass for a sip when he feels something landing on his shoulder. As he freezes his movement to slowly turn his head, a loud chirp startles him, and the resulting movement startles the birb in a way that makes him playful, rather than fearful. The guy feels a sharp peck against his cheek and yelps, as quietly as he can, in surprise. The birb reacts in a way he didn't expect. He flies away, sits on the back of a chair close-by and starts to chirp straight at him.
As he stands up to make some evidence with his camera, unfortunately, the birb flies away, not to be seen again (up till now).


^ True story. I wish i had proof though T-T ^[/QUOTE]

Yoeppy, Jul 2, 2016



You're a Disney Princess now, mate.

RoseLock, Jul 2, 2016



The eggpoops and eggpoopies have left our yard, but I still haven't posted these.

One week after previous pic:

They grow up so fast :3


Eggpoop Family Shot



About another week after those, the eggpoopies left out to venture into the great open!


Looks like chicken.

RoseLock, Jul 2, 2016



¶   That...
Is...
Awesome...

Yoeppy, Jul 2, 2016



Did you know that sometimes if you make a nest with your hands, a small birb will appear in it and ask for patpats!

[MEDIA=youtube]yhdcxv_C1oo[/MEDIA]

Sukkarakan, Jul 5, 2016



Sometimes lil owlbirbs say they don't need cuddles. But lil duckbirb knowns the truth. Lil owlbirds just want to be loved.


Whiskey_Mac, Jul 6, 2016



¶   I AM THE NIGHT! oh, cuddles you say? i can be the night later

uh_oh_spaghettio, Jul 6, 2016



Sometimes small owls really like scritches but only if they're in a little towel because they contain haphaps and warms!

[MEDIA=youtube]VMDmYASVq1E[/MEDIA]

Sukkarakan, Jul 12, 2016



It's time for more birb facts!
[/QUOTE]

Funky_Swunk, Jul 15, 2016



Hey! Last week I went to the zoo and I have seen some things. Let me tell you about them.

1
This zoo runs 1.10 which is nice.
[SPOILER][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/VLCqRHi.jpg[/img] [/SPOILER]

2
This bird looks like a birb in a previous post in this thread:
[SPOILER][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Cc9852h.jpg[/img]
¶
[/SPOILER]

3
Lots of gaybirbs.
[SPOILER][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/7AqWbrK.jpg[/img]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3hgsqWl.jpg[/img] [/SPOILER]

4
[URL=http://'https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prairie_dog']Prairie dogs[/URL] are chill. I like them.
[SPOILER][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/gZts6k2.jpg[/img]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/nMXTHzR.jpg[/img] [/SPOILER]

5
I tried to catch a pokebirb but I had no internet connection so all birbs are still there. (Also I lost the picture I was taking in this picture.)
[SPOILER][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vKAbsPx.jpg[/img] [/SPOILER]

6
I saw some shark cunts/dicks.
[SPOILER]Actually they are called claspers.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/doezPOc.jpg[/img] [/SPOILER]

7
I saw a [I]Koningsteiger[/I] but that only works in Dutch.
[SPOILER][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/cBDhxMJ.jpg[/img] [/SPOILER]

To make up for it I have made a picture of an elevator penis.
[SPOILER="Tax"][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/k6DM2eP.jpg[/img] [/SPOILER]

Funky_Swunk, Jul 23, 2016



https://imgur.com/gallery/T09QDcZ

TheKaelas, Jul 28, 2016



Birby red head monday vlog

[MEDIA=youtube]rvdNvJEmJBI[/MEDIA]

Sukkarakan, Jul 28, 2016



Sometimes tiny birbs get very tired at the end of the day from going flitflitflitflit (das the sound of wings flapping really fast!) and patting flowers!

[MEDIA=youtube]pj5huCuhD_Q[/MEDIA]

Sukkarakan, Jul 29, 2016





Reavus_Dar, Jul 29, 2016





FishSandwich, Jul 30, 2016


I couldn't let this link slide through. [USER=122]@Chesterqw[/USER] pasted this into chat today and I love it!
[MEDIA=youtube]_LuQFp1Lrfo[/MEDIA]
[IMG]http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/p__/images/7/71/Carl.png/revision/latest?cb=20150728170523&path-prefix=protagonist[/img][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=5]-{ Def gunna watch it. )[/SIZE][/FONT]

Funky_Swunk, Aug 4, 2016



¶   # Placeholder for [USER=370]@SparklMotion[/USER][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New]'s Blijdorp pictures #[/FONT]

# Placeholder for @SparklMotion 's Blijdorp pictures #

Funky_Swunk, Aug 4, 2016



Sometimes small birbs like to sing to doggies and tell them that they're there to help protect but they need more places to sit

[MEDIA=youtube]5TLLRNz9J-Y[/MEDIA]

Sukkarakan, Aug 7, 2016





Reavus_Dar, Aug 8, 2016



birbyback ride



Timpro83, Aug 14, 2016



sometimes medium birbs like to play peekaboo while you play internet on the computer

[MEDIA=youtube]lAqDAoCq9co[/MEDIA]

Sukkarakan, Aug 27, 2016





Chesterqw, Aug 28, 2016



¶   Spark's Blijdorp Birbies!

[spoiler="Pastabirb <3"][/spoiler]

[spoiler="Super purdy birb"][/spoiler]

[spoiler="Birb I might have already shared before? Still purdy tho"][/spoiler]

There's tons more of course, but this is birb thread :>

SparklMotion, Aug 30, 2016



On imgur and came across these birb nudes.
https://imgur.com/gallery/Cag9b

bb_rocker, Sep 21, 2016



Did you know that sometimes small birb bibis get shy when the other bibis know how to fly sometimes so they walk around a little and stretch their wings?

[MEDIA=youtube]yUkKQHBpt_I[/MEDIA]

Sukkarakan, Sep 27, 2016



Sometimes [COLOR=#404040]m[/COLOR]̸[COLOR=#404040]e[/COLOR]̸[COLOR=#404040]d[/COLOR]̸[COLOR=#404040]i[/COLOR]̸[COLOR=#404040]u[/COLOR]̸[COLOR=#404040]m[/COLOR]̸ small birbs pretend to be eogolbirbs then they smile.
[MEDIA=youtube]pP8YH1R6vag[/MEDIA]

Funky_Swunk, Sep 27, 2016



silly @Funky_Swunk das a small birb! you can tell it is because it's small but still very cute

Sukkarakan, Sep 28, 2016



Sometimes tiny blue bibi birbs accept head scritches when the day is a day that ends in Y

[MEDIA=youtube]7mqldYTB9kM[/MEDIA]

Sukkarakan, Oct 4, 2016



Cokebirb was on teh reddidz.
https://i.reddituploads.com/3f198636a38b4b1d9a25379b27ee5a17?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=ac87c60c314f1478ef6398c06966e5ab

Funky_Swunk, Oct 15, 2016



Sometimes small birbs like to be a powermetal music!

[MEDIA=youtube]dyJGik9ydm0[/MEDIA]

Sukkarakan, Oct 15, 2016



Sexy birbs.



manlyman95, Oct 16, 2016



http://www.flabber.nl/sites/default/files/attachments/piper_pixar.mp4

Just saying.

Funky_Swunk, Nov 3, 2016



¶   that beautifull.

MiningMarten, Nov 3, 2016



and then he ate his little crab friend. the end.

FishSandwich, Nov 3, 2016



I have nothing to add.

https://m.reddit.com/r/Birbs/comments/5bjor1/babybirbs/

Funky_Swunk, Nov 7, 2016



so shy

Sukkarakan, Nov 7, 2016



¶   Not really.

https://i.imgur.com/HPYaKt9.gifv
[IMG]https://i.imgur.com/HPYaKt9.gif[/img]

Funky_Swunk, Nov 7, 2016




those are very curious small owls, but sometimes they're still a little bit shy so they hide a little in the tree!

Sukkarakan, Nov 8, 2016



http://i.imgur.com/43RAmYj.jpg

Chesterqw, Nov 13, 2016



¶   http://www.imgurcraft.com/members/funky_swunk.218/#profile-post-1797

Funky_Swunk, Nov 13, 2016



did you know that sometimes when small birbs don't want scritches but you give them scritches anyway, they generate an over abundance of haphap and nearly fall asleep!

[MEDIA=youtube]VXDSfjobEzY[/MEDIA]

Sukkarakan, Nov 14, 2016



¶   What's this?  The source of the Phoenix's mystical powers... [I]revealed[/I]![/FONT]

Borderlad, Nov 14, 2016

[Rose]

Now twice the chirps!

[Sukkarakan]

Did you know that sometimes small fruit punch birbs like to go turbo when they hear their favorite band Dragonforce?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzrZ-ni-x8g

[Sukkarakan]

sometimes little birbs need to wrassle with hands so they can stay in shape!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvOsosAhrmk